todo list!

A glimpse from amongst the thousands of things, randomly chosen using the Mersenne Twister random number generator algorithm. Phew!

1. Win two nobel prizes in economics back-to-back
2. Dominate Earth
3. Have banana milkshake
4. Watch a movie alone in a theater
5. Visit Las Vegas and participate in WSOP
6. Learn tennis and win against Federer fans
7. Make 160 palladins in 40 minutes…Contact me for the recorded game
8. Go on a date with a not-so-good-looking-ugly-intellectual-blabbermouth girl and actually listen to what she’s saying while dining(if dining or doing whatever)
9. Compose a song
10. Create the Indian south park
11. Get a job
12. Have a bath
13. Climb up a coconut tree
14. Get interviewed by any non-DNA newspaper
15. Direct and write a movie and atleast get nominated for the oscars
16. Have Thai food
17. Steal speakers from room no. 238
18. Be a billionaire
19. Learn driving
20. Sue Zubin Mehta for name infringement
21. Become spiderman(yeah all the batman fans, its easier to be a batman but difficult to find the correct radioactive spider…i like challenges)
22. Have a team of around 50 and go beg at the marine drive and have burgers with the money you earned there…..huh…who are all in??
23. Read Maximum city
24. Profess a self-made religion(will most likely be named Tuzuism)
25. Go bird-watching in the woods
26. Go bird-watching to Chandigarh
27. Build a device for assisting reading at night!(It will be a stand kind of a thing with book holder and a small bulb with adjustable distance and many more facilities worth your money Launching soon..
28. Hack into the iitb asc system and change my grades
29. Get a job!….ohh God, is it so seriously up there in my brains..
30. Buy new Jeans
31. Tell 5 girls, i “love” them
32. Decide which one’s better, South park or Big bang theory
33. Be an otologist, paleo-anthropologist, pharyngologist and lastly an eschatologist
34. Laugh at some unknown person for no reason
35. Eradicate mosquitos
36. Spell “mosquitoes” correctly
37. Write a blog post on 17th May 2009

Wannabee #2

The second one Quite interesting.

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MY ATTITUDE TELLS ME THAT……..
1.Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
2.It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
3.A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
4.I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution.
5.I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is the only thing.
6.Attitude also warned me-” Sacrifice your time for people to
know you “.
7.In your life, problems may start from Haywards 2000 or Haywards 5000, but you must take it as a Royal Challenge. Otherwise people will call you Old Monk & stick a Black Label on you. But you must fight like Napoleon, live like Bagpiper, walk like Johny Walker, work till 8 PM & think like Directors Special, then your life will be Imperial Blue. If you do all the things, you’ll be an Aristocrat & there will be good value for your Signature’s.!
∂αиgєя:-σтнєя ρєσρℓє мαу нαявσя нι∂∂єи gяυ∂gєร αи∂ яєรєитмєитร вє¢αυรє σƒ му ¢σℓ∂иєรร αи∂ яєรєяνє. รє¢яєтร ƒяσм тнє ραรт αяє σƒтєи υรє∂ αgαιиรт мє.
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Is it diwali? Will we not want to read this amazing write-up even if he did not welcome us? Whats the language used? What the barcode doing there if its a barcode? Yeah sure this profile is original. Are there people who would sued on copying this marvelous orkut profile, oh err, i forgot there are other wannabees! Surely this will be most probably copied. Who is the legend? Who has tasted all brands? Who is mostly steve jobs or bill gates? Who is dangerous? Who is not a fool? Who is he?

Wannabees #1

Some findings from the internet. Inspired from rahul dash’s blog, I went on in a search of internet newbies/wannabees. Everyone is an spirant and hence everyone’s a wannabee but some have been the elitist in this community. No more words for them>> just some encounters The first one…

I dΘηт αяgμє I jμšт яμlє! I dΘηт ƒΘllΘш тнє яμlєš,I jμšт мαkє тнє яμlєš! I тєℓℓ Θтнєяš шнαт тΘ dΘ,ηΘвΘ∂y тєℓℓš MEH шнαт тнє нєll m šμρρΘšє∂ тΘ dΘ !!

му яυℓєz…

яυℓє ησ 1: ι αм αℓωαуz яут.
яυℓє ησ 2: ιƒ ι αм ωяσηg…ѕєє яυℓє # 1

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||šταгτ гθcκιπg||

Most of them cannot type readable English. Generally its is a mix of greek, german, alienist(marcist or neptunist), japanese and barbarian characters and symbols which will take hours to write in and days to understand by the not-like-them-crowd.

One thing common in this breed of people is that they think their this way of writing is cool and portrays they are just great, they are the napolean, shahrukh khan and angelina jolie at the same time…etc.. and the opposite sex will fall for them and thats true – “Every wannabee eventually meets other equally alike wannabee opposite sex counterparts and will have kids together!” huh…sorry if that hurt, are you a wannabee?

Mota revolution!

Hello friends,

Presenting to you the mota revolution! Two years back we saw the movva revoltuion coming up! It was a great success. It was very much orkut based. Whenever i signed into orkut then, all i saw was the movva pic. All upcoming birthdays all my friends list, every damn pic was movva!

This time it’s not MOvva but MoTa!

Dedicated orkut community – http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Community.aspx?cmm=55853958&refresh=1

With a plan to re-ignite this revolution and scaling it even bigger we have come up with a pic which you can see besides.

All you have to do is, just replace your orkut pic with this pic and spread the word.

PS : Just stare at the pic, you will feel the need to do this. Yes you want to be a part of this revolution. Again see him, he will without discriminating look back at you and urge something. Please give this child the special attention it needs.

PS2 : Thank you folks! Hope you do that little thing.

PS3 : Fellow bloggers can help share the word. Mota would really appreciate it.

How to develop acquaintanceship, rather how to find a date?

This is a perfectly genuine, clean but risky method I came up with, while chatting with an online friend. Go to a cool place to hangout, a party or a cool cafe or a marriage ceremony where you are sure to find out some amazing(good looking) humans of the opposite sex worth hanging out at a later stage. Now spot out one person you know who, how and why! Now the next step is a bit difficult one but is the whole idea. You have to leave your cell phone at a place where that person is likely to find it. Mebbe if he/she has vacated his place for a moment then that is the time, you have to accidentally drop it around.

This will have almost 75% of the mission completed. Now what is left is you have to closely monitor your cell phone from somewhere around.

Warning: There are many ways by which this plot can lead to unwanted consequences. What if “she” doesn’t pick it up and “he” picks it up! What if no one picks it up? What if you lose track of your dear cell phone and you find it missing and then no one picks up when u call…you are so busted! And cell phone is the only thing that works greatly, rather than using a rose, your scientific calculator, napkins, t shirt, money! This is not a Hindi movie, its real life – wake up!

Important steps to follow: Always have an eye on it and if a wrong person picks it up just stand up, set your vocal chords and shout, “Hey that’s mine, Thanks! Where did you find it? blahblahblah….” And if no one picks it up, then try calling it using some other phone and keep it loud so that people around can notice but this can be problematic as there are many chances someone else would pick it up…but anyways its worth trying.

What if all goes perfectly fine and the exact human picks it up. Well thats when you shout “yO!” Ok no wasting time, get back to work. Assuming that the person is eager to return the cellphone, they will most likely try and call the last dialled number. So you have to be smart enough to have that last dialled number guy/gal to be with you or atleast aware of whats going on, else they might score

Actually speaking, its ok if you do not let them call back, but call back as soon as they find it, a gap of 5 minutes after pick it up would be admired. Within that span if he/she calls last dialled number(have no more than 1 or 2 last dialled numbers so that its better to monitor), that guy should not be reachable or mebbe your friend is away and he will pass on the message. Then you take charge! Call your number, they pick it up! and then its upto you….Call ask, say thnx, assure a treat somewhere on phone itself..get going..

Note: In no case will your cellphone be returned if you happen to lose it while trying the above method

Theories about IITB!

Here are some arbit but true facts about the place where i have spent 3 years….

• Suppose you generally want to disturb some people in any hostels then what you do is, go to the PA(public announcement system present in all hostels) and call “Ankit/Khandu please come to PA“. You would have disturbed like 20 people from the hostel who will rush to the PA to find nothing. And if you wanna reduce the scale of your demon plans then you may just call for Ankit Gupta; you might have disturbed only 2-3 people on an average per hostel. I am not sure but this may work for hostels 10 and 11 too….go try it out
• If you “be a part” of most events going on here at IITB, you might have earned tshirts for your entire stay here and you might as well gift some of those or start your own t-shirt company with a friend who too did take part in those events.
• Every time you walk the way to the main gate from any hostel (except 10), you will find the Dominos pizza delivery guy on the way
• Every other guy is either a rock fan or Rimesh Heshamiya’s fan but not both. WHich one are you(if you from IITB)
• Each hostel has one person named “pondy” beacuse this name is too easy to pronounce.
• Every 1 of 2 IITBian holds some position of responsiblity with great responsiblity.
• There are majorly three breeds prevalent in IITB : freshie, senior or professor
• Finally, yes its true, everyone present here did clear jee at some point of time(conditions apply….some cleared gate etc…)

One fine night – !!

We were four of us – Tapan, Gondal, Gosavi and me of course coming back from Sunny restaurant situated just outside the IITB main gate. I wanted to walk and convinced the others to come along walking with me. After walking about 100 meters, Gosavi found an empty rickshaw; and he couldn’t wait stopping it. But as we started filling in it, he realized we were four and refused to take us although it would not have made any difference. I was the last one to get in. So i told them, its OK, fellas, i just wanted to walk so you three continue, i shall walk; but they at once left it saying we will find another rickshaw. Thank you friends but i really wanted to walk //

Now within a minute or so we found another rickshaw. He agreed taking us all four. wow!! And i was the last one to get in and hence he allowed me to sit besides me. I had always wanted to ride a rickshaw, and i mentioned it there. The rickshaw driver was a great chap and he at once left the steering panel and let me drive it. I tell u – it was awesome and yeah quite wacky. But its almost similar to driving a scooty, the only difference being this is much more stable //

Whoa! It was fun. I don’t know and don’t care what the three sitting behind were thinking or what the driver was thinking(he was a great guy in life for sure) or what you are thinking but yes having such a wish and getting is fulfilled is really superb.//

You may be remembered for the big thing in life associated with you but its always the small things in life that make a difference, which are remembered and carried forward//

Tshirts for the season #3

ok friends we come up with other seasonal teeshirt.
Purposes and people whom this t-shirt may serve :
1. if u dont study at all and want to show off that u do…wear this !
2. If u are seriously bugged by lotsa people during exam times for various reasons.
3. If you are in real NBD and want to pour it all out then please dont puke on your batchmate; instead wear this tee.
4. To seriously stop yourself from playing aoe, look at your t-shirt and convince yourself that the next game is gonna be the last this sem…also applies for counter-strike and DOTA..
5. Seriously yaar kuch nahi mugaa hai….bas t-shirt pehno aur lag jaao!!!

PS : waise maine bhi kuch nahi mugaa hai so i will go study something
bye junta

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Ho koi bhi tyohaar, ya koi bhi ho muskil,
PCPL hamesha aapke saath, din raat !

Tshirts for the season #2

PCPL is back with yet another seasonal tshirt.
The discounted rates are the same as for the earlier tee.

By this time its almost sure if u are going for an internship or not.
If the answer is no, stop wasting more of your time or if you are planning to fight for one now – seriously take my words you are late. No one wants you. So finally we have come up with a solution which is not time consuming and will make you feel that your are still a fighter.

If u still unclear, go see the tshirt put above. it will make sure that everyone you come across will know that you are looking for an internship and yeah desperately.

We have also come up with an innovative solution to further reduce your and the recruiters time wastage. The back side of the tshirt can be customised for free and you can have your resumes printed there so that if a person thinks of hiring you for your innovative t-shirt u are wearing u can as well show them your back !! And come on you definitely have a small resume – one of the reasons you are reading this post(no internship yet). neways…you know this is cool and awesome, so what are you waiting for, hurry up and buy some.

CEO & MD & designer & marketing head – PCPL
Also if u think i m too burdened with responsibilities then do share my load by joining PCPL and yeah i will try to pay you if at all my t-shirts sell

Tshirts for the season #1

Fed up of not being recognised for your poltu deeds? Want to show off your macho poltuism even though you’re not? Or you don’t have enough black tshirts already?

Then, you are at the right place! PCPL has the solutions to your needs!

Poltu companies pvt. ltd.

Our latest startup launches the poltu tshirt series… for all your PR(poltu relations) needs.

T-shirts available @ INR 250 237.45 as part of our seasonal discount rates.
Please bring exact change!

Avail special discount offers if you’re from IIT Bombay:

• Buy 1 and get 10 votes free !!
• Buy 2 and get 20 votes free (duh… u can do the math)
• Buy 5 t-shirts to get license to wear these t-shirts in public without getting caught on the day..this will also include 50 votes as stated above.
• Similarly buy n and get 10n votes free provided 10n < total number of ppl voting – number of opponents
• Buy 100 tees and win or lose – your choice.
• Buy 500 tees and decide the entire results. Order asap we will have to print it.
• If you are not poltu and wanna show that u are an important person then buy 2 t-shirts and actually get blacklisted and we will make it sure that u are in.

Note :

• We ain’t poltu.
• You can avail only one of the above mentioned offers unless otherwise mentioned.
• Many more designs coming soon….keep visiting this page!!

And yeah do comment – come on its the only appreciation we get