Fed up of not being recognised for your poltu deeds? Want to show off your macho poltuism even though you’re not? Or you don’t have enough black tshirts already?
Then, you are at the right place! PCPL has the solutions to your needs!
Poltu companies pvt. ltd.
Our latest startup launches the poltu tshirt series… for all your PR(poltu relations) needs.
T-shirts available @ INR 250 237.45 as part of our seasonal discount rates.
Please bring exact change!
Avail special discount offers if you’re from IIT Bombay:
- Buy 1 and get 10 votes free !!
- Buy 2 and get 20 votes free (duh… u can do the math)
- Buy 5 t-shirts to get license to wear these t-shirts in public without getting caught on the day..this will also include 50 votes as stated above.
- Similarly buy n and get 10n votes free provided 10n < total number of ppl voting – number of opponents
- Buy 100 tees and win or lose – your choice.
- Buy 500 tees and decide the entire results. Order asap we will have to print it.
- If you are not poltu and wanna show that u are an important person then buy 2 t-shirts and actually get blacklisted and we will make it sure that u are in.
- We ain’t poltu.
- You can avail only one of the above mentioned offers unless otherwise mentioned.
- Many more designs coming soon….keep visiting this page!!
And yeah do comment – come on its the only appreciation we get :P