zubin & zubin #2

me : Do you know what that is?

me2 : No

me : Do you want to know what that is?

me2 : No

me : Why don’t you want to know what that is?

me2 : No

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Food for thought #1

Some food for thought! Consider this hypothetical situation and spend some time thinking on its dynamics.

Consider two identical snakes (identical length, color and everything else you can think of) Now, what will happen if both snakes start eating each other from their tail at the same time with a constant rate of swallowing(or velocity, i hope you get it)? It is interesting to just imagine the situation.

Think about it.

I discussed this with many people on the mess table in my hostel. Many smiled abruptly with a tinge of amazement somewhere on their faces. Many tried to bring out cases or giving smart ass answers but the run-away common answer was like – a black hole would be created at center point of the symmetry of whatever shape(circle) they make.

(assume a circular trajectory along which they devour each other)

PS: If you have any arguments do comment or buzz me personally!

todo list!

A glimpse from amongst the thousands of things, randomly chosen using the Mersenne Twister random number generator algorithm. Phew!

  1. Win two nobel prizes in economics back-to-back
  2. Dominate Earth
  3. Have banana milkshake
  4. Watch a movie alone in a theater
  5. Visit Las Vegas and participate in WSOP
  6. Learn tennis and win against Federer fans
  7. Make 160 palladins in 40 minutes…Contact me for the recorded game
  8. Go on a date with a not-so-good-looking-ugly-intellectual-blabbermouth girl and actually listen to what she’s saying while dining(if dining or doing whatever)
  9. Compose a song
  10. Create the Indian south park
  11. Get a job
  12. Have a bath
  13. Climb up a coconut tree
  14. Get interviewed by any non-DNA newspaper
  15. Direct and write a movie and atleast get nominated for the oscars
  16. Have Thai food
  17. Steal speakers from room no. 238
  18. Be a billionaire
  19. Learn driving
  20. Sue Zubin Mehta for name infringement
  21. Become spiderman(yeah all the batman fans, its easier to be a batman but difficult to find the correct radioactive spider…i like challenges)
  22. Have a team of around 50 and go beg at the marine drive and have burgers with the money you earned there…..huh…who are all in??
  23. Read Maximum city
  24. Profess a self-made religion(will most likely be named Tuzuism)
  25. Go bird-watching in the woods
  26. Go bird-watching to Chandigarh
  27. Build a device for assisting reading at night!(It will be a stand kind of a thing with book holder and a small bulb with adjustable distance and many more facilities worth your money :) Launching soon..
  28. Hack into the iitb asc system and change my grades
  29. Get a job!….ohh God, is it so seriously up there in my brains..
  30. Buy new Jeans
  31. Tell 5 girls, i “love” them
  32. Decide which one’s better, South park or Big bang theory
  33. Be an otologist, paleo-anthropologist, pharyngologist and lastly an eschatologist
  34. Laugh at some unknown person for no reason
  35. Eradicate mosquitos
  36. Spell “mosquitoes” correctly
  37. Write a blog post on 17th May 2009
  38. Convince a girl to have a TED&ROBIN pact with you

Wannabee #2

The second one :-) Quite interesting.

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ω.з.ℓ.c.o.m.з … т.o. … m.y. …р.я.o.f.ı.l.з
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MY ATTITUDE TELLS ME THAT……..
1.Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
2.It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
3.A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
4.I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution.
5.I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is the only thing.
6.Attitude also warned me-” Sacrifice your time for people to
know you “.
7.In your life, problems may start from Haywards 2000 or Haywards 5000, but you must take it as a Royal Challenge. Otherwise people will call you Old Monk & stick a Black Label on you. But you must fight like Napoleon, live like Bagpiper, walk like Johny Walker, work till 8 PM & think like Directors Special, then your life will be Imperial Blue. If you do all the things, you’ll be an Aristocrat & there will be good value for your Signature’s.!
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Is it diwali? Will we not want to read this amazing write-up even if he did not welcome us? Whats the language used? What the barcode doing there if its a barcode? Yeah sure this profile is original. Are there people who would sued on copying this marvelous orkut profile, oh err, i forgot there are other wannabees! Surely this will be most probably copied. Who is the legend? Who has tasted all brands? Who is mostly steve jobs or bill gates? Who is dangerous? Who is not a fool? Who is he?

Wannabees #1

Some findings from the internet. Inspired from rahul dash’s blog, I went on in a search of internet newbies/wannabees. Everyone is an spirant and hence everyone’s a wannabee but some have been the elitist in this community. No more words for them>> just some encounters :P The first one…

I dΘηт αяgμє I jμšт яμlє! I dΘηт ƒΘllΘш тнє яμlєš,I jμšт мαkє тнє яμlєš! I тєℓℓ Θтнєяš шнαт тΘ dΘ,ηΘвΘ∂y тєℓℓš MEH шнαт тнє нєll m šμρρΘšє∂ тΘ dΘ !!

му яυℓєz…

яυℓє ησ 1: ι αм αℓωαуz яут.
яυℓє ησ 2: ιƒ ι αм ωяσηg…ѕєє яυℓє # 1

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||šταгτ гθcκιπg||

Most of them cannot type readable English. Generally its is a mix of greek, german, alienist(marcist or neptunist), japanese and barbarian characters and symbols which will take hours to write in and days to understand by the not-like-them-crowd.

One thing common in this breed of people is that they think their this way of writing is cool and portrays they are just great, they are the napolean, shahrukh khan and angelina jolie at the same time…etc.. and the opposite sex will fall for them and thats true – “Every wannabee eventually meets other equally alike wannabee opposite sex counterparts and will have kids together!” huh…sorry if that hurt, are you a wannabee?

Mota revolution!

Akhil Premkumar - gulti

Hello friends,

Presenting to you the mota revolution! Two years back we saw the movva revoltuion coming up! It was a great success. It was very much orkut based. Whenever i signed into orkut then, all i saw was the movva pic. All upcoming birthdays all my friends list, every damn pic was movva!

This time it’s not MOvva but MoTa!

Dedicated orkut community – http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Community.aspx?cmm=55853958&refresh=1

With a plan to re-ignite this revolution and scaling it even bigger we have come up with a pic which you can see besides.

All you have to do is, just replace your orkut pic with this pic and spread the word.

PS : Just stare at the pic, you will feel the need to do this. Yes you want to be a part of this revolution. Again see him, he will without discriminating look back at you and urge something. Please give this child the special attention it needs.

PS2 : Thank you folks! Hope you do that little thing.

PS3 : Fellow bloggers can help share the word. Mota would really appreciate it.

How to develop acquaintanceship, rather how to find a date?

This is a perfectly genuine, clean but risky method I came up with, while chatting with an online friend. Go to a cool place to hangout, a party or a cool cafe or a marriage ceremony where you are sure to find out some amazing(good looking) humans of the opposite sex worth hanging out at a later stage. Now spot out one person you know who, how and why! Now the next step is a bit difficult one but is the whole idea. You have to leave your cell phone at a place where that person is likely to find it. Mebbe if he/she has vacated his place for a moment then that is the time, you have to accidentally drop it around.

This will have almost 75% of the mission completed. Now what is left is you have to closely monitor your cell phone from somewhere around.

Warning: There are many ways by which this plot can lead to unwanted consequences. What if “she” doesn’t pick it up and “he” picks it up! What if no one picks it up? What if you lose track of your dear cell phone and you find it missing and then no one picks up when u call…you are so busted! And cell phone is the only thing that works greatly, rather than using a rose, your scientific calculator, napkins, t shirt, money! This is not a Hindi movie, its real life – wake up!

Important steps to follow: Always have an eye on it and if a wrong person picks it up just stand up, set your vocal chords and shout, “Hey that’s mine, Thanks! Where did you find it? blahblahblah….” And if no one picks it up, then try calling it using some other phone and keep it loud so that people around can notice but this can be problematic as there are many chances someone else would pick it up…but anyways its worth trying.

What if all goes perfectly fine and the exact human picks it up. Well thats when you shout “yO!” Ok no wasting time, get back to work. Assuming that the person is eager to return the cellphone, they will most likely try and call the last dialled number. So you have to be smart enough to have that last dialled number guy/gal to be with you or atleast aware of whats going on, else they might score :P

Actually speaking, its ok if you do not let them call back, but call back as soon as they find it, a gap of 5 minutes after pick it up would be admired. Within that span if he/she calls last dialled number(have no more than 1 or 2 last dialled numbers so that its better to monitor), that guy should not be reachable or mebbe your friend is away and he will pass on the message. Then you take charge! Call your number, they pick it up! and then its upto you….Call ask, say thnx, assure a treat somewhere on phone itself..get going..

Note: In no case will your cellphone be returned if you happen to lose it while trying the above method :P